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 David Dee Delgado/ReutersAt The Daily Beast's Obsessed, we think the ongoing Trump Trial is about as gossipy and enthralling as any episode of The Real Housewives. With that in mind, we're recapping the drama like we'd write about any weekly Bravo show—with plenty of wit and snark.
On Tuesday, the Donald Trump trial begins with an objection to sex. Kind of a shocker, right? Trump isn't known to protest those kinds of topics. Alas, Trump's lawyer, Susan Necheles, starts things off by objecting to Stormy Daniels testifying "about any details of sexual acts" which would be "unduly prejudicial."
Perhaps Necheles just didn't want this to happen because she'd have to sit next to Trump as he twiddled his fingers underneath the table, reliving his wildest fantasies. But the prosecutor Susan Hoffinger chimes in, saying that there would be "no descriptions of genitalia or anything"—much to Trump's apparent dismay.
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